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Remember When…

  • Remember when news was news…neither, fake, exaggerated, or distorted? Neither do I.

  • Remember when the U.S. Postal Service deliveredUSPS mail promptly and actually offered SERVICE, not two-hours of line waiting?

  • Just who is afraid of Virginia Wolff? And Why?

  • NFLRemember when the NFL did not own football? QBs were not prima donnas, and tackles actually tackled.

  • Remember when $20 bought more groceries than you could carry from the car to the house in one trip?

  • Remember when everything did not have to be looked up online? Movies actually listed movie times in the newspaper.

  • Just what is up Doc?

  • PC hunterRemember when everything and everyone did not have to politically correct?

  • Gone are the days when a telephone book was useful.

  • Do you wonder who framed Roger Rabbit?

  • What has replace the ultimate send off…”Here’s a dime, go call someone who cares.”

  • Where was I when the response to “Thank you” became “No problem”? What happened to “You’re welcome?”

  • Remember when food was food, not fat-free, food labelcholesterol-free, gluten-free, high-fiber, and lo-cal? And a food label was not the length of a novel?

  • Who shot Liberty Valance?

  • Remember when pickup trucks cost less than a year’s salary?

  • Remember when cable TV had no ads? Now there are ad channels: QVC to name one.

  • Remember when life had less stress? Technology demands we be someplace or do something every waking hour or we are missing out on life.

  • O brother, where art thou?

    Remember answering the phone and being surprised at who had called you?

  • When did being a good Samaritan morph into road rage?

  • And, whatever happened to Baby Jane?baby jane

 

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Stupid is as Stupid Does

Top 10 Dumb Excuses I’ve Heard in the Past Few Months

10. (From any teenager)
 I didn’t think ______________(Fill in the blank)
car-in-flood9. (From a man who drove into a underpass during a flood. The pillars had posted water indicators that showed water depth of 10 fee.)
I thought if I went fast, I could just drive through it.
8. (From winning team member.)
Cheaters never win, but we won.
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7. (From commentators for the NFL)
Don’t think this game is over, it isn’t. (It was.)
6. (From a losing college football coach)
If we’d caught a few more passes, and didn’t have those interceptions, we would have won.
5. (From college football fan explaining #6)
 He’s and idiot and his parents were probably idiots.
4.(From neighbor who was had police/humane society at his home more a dozen times for letting his dogs run at large.)
They just got out.
man-in-jail3. (From person arrested for 1st degree murder and being taken to jail.)
Will I get credit for time served now?
2. (From convicted rapist, who drugged and raped a woman. His apology in court.)
It was a night of poor decisions.
 AND my #1 pick:
1. (From rapper canceling his appearance two days before a concert)
Unable to perform at concert due to an unforeseen incarceration.
I purposely did not select any political comments, I had too many to choose from.
If you can top any of these, please but them in a comment so others can read them.