Stupid is as Stupid Does

Top 10 Dumb Excuses I’ve Heard in the Past Few Months

10. (From any teenager)
 I didn’t think ______________(Fill in the blank)
car-in-flood9. (From a man who drove into a underpass during a flood. The pillars had posted water indicators that showed water depth of 10 fee.)
I thought if I went fast, I could just drive through it.
8. (From winning team member.)
Cheaters never win, but we won.
7. (From commentators for the NFL)
Don’t think this game is over, it isn’t. (It was.)
6. (From a losing college football coach)
If we’d caught a few more passes, and didn’t have those interceptions, we would have won.
5. (From college football fan explaining #6)
 He’s and idiot and his parents were probably idiots.
4.(From neighbor who was had police/humane society at his home more a dozen times for letting his dogs run at large.)
They just got out.
man-in-jail3. (From person arrested for 1st degree murder and being taken to jail.)
Will I get credit for time served now?
2. (From convicted rapist, who drugged and raped a woman. His apology in court.)
It was a night of poor decisions.
 AND my #1 pick:
1. (From rapper canceling his appearance two days before a concert)
Unable to perform at concert due to an unforeseen incarceration.
I purposely did not select any political comments, I had too many to choose from.
If you can top any of these, please but them in a comment so others can read them.

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