Stupid is as Stupid Does

Top 10 Dumb Excuses I’ve Heard in the Past Few Months

10. (From any teenager)
 I didn’t think ______________(Fill in the blank)
car-in-flood9. (From a man who drove into a underpass during a flood. The pillars had posted water indicators that showed water depth of 10 fee.)
I thought if I went fast, I could just drive through it.
8. (From winning team member.)
Cheaters never win, but we won.
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7. (From commentators for the NFL)
Don’t think this game is over, it isn’t. (It was.)
6. (From a losing college football coach)
If we’d caught a few more passes, and didn’t have those interceptions, we would have won.
5. (From college football fan explaining #6)
 He’s and idiot and his parents were probably idiots.
4.(From neighbor who was had police/humane society at his home more a dozen times for letting his dogs run at large.)
They just got out.
man-in-jail3. (From person arrested for 1st degree murder and being taken to jail.)
Will I get credit for time served now?
2. (From convicted rapist, who drugged and raped a woman. His apology in court.)
It was a night of poor decisions.
 AND my #1 pick:
1. (From rapper canceling his appearance two days before a concert)
Unable to perform at concert due to an unforeseen incarceration.
I purposely did not select any political comments, I had too many to choose from.
If you can top any of these, please but them in a comment so others can read them.
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